It’s a fact that there are no two completely alike women in this world. Every woman is different in one way or the other. However, are there any typical ‘girlfriend’ groups they all belong to? Let’s find out!
Here are 10 types of women that men date, including the pros and cons of each category
1. Ms Hot Cake
a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a “model”
e. Gets you hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn’t care.
a. She’s superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She’s probably dumb as hell and if she’s not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every guy is gonna try to get with her.
2. Ms Independent
a. You don’t have to worry about buying her anything. She’s got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She’s great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually get tired of you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you as another of one her play toys, or goals.
3. Ms Gold-Digger
a. Your lady is super-hot and always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. And worse, once your friend comes up she’ll be on his arm the next day.
4. Ms Tomboy
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the rough.
a. She’ll remind you too much of your best guy friend.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
5. Ms Die Hard
a. She’s not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She always stays fresh.
c. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
d. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
a. She doesn’t know how to act in public.
b. Your mum can’t stand her.
c. She’s willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
d. Her weave colours are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.
6. Ms Good Girl
a. She’s always there for you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
a. She will tell you so many lies to maintain her reputation
b. You’re not going to get any… until you are married or her
c. She said she’s never done – she said she’s never tried – she’s sitting there really getting you bored.
7. Ms Psycho
a. She’s fun and spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
a. Don’t ever break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself your wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.
8. Ms I have a Man
a. She may have a man but she’ll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
a. She’ll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She’ll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
9. Ms Tease
a. She’s tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic, respectable and sexy.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her because she’s so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
10. MS RIGHT
a. She is Beautiful and other people’s opinions don’t matter to you.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
g. She makes you recognise your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She’s always there for you no matter what your dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she’s your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and moments later, you’re making passionate love to her.
o. She’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She’s nothing like any other girl you’ve met. She’s your woman.
a. You’ve probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
b. You don’t believe that she exists. So you stick with other types of girls that don’t satisfy you or make you happy.